The "Way" Phua Chu Kang teach.

I found a passage with very intresting jokes frm PCK while i was checking my mails

Anyways,

All I want to say is Enjoy reading it and have a Good laugh!!!!

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Are YOU ready...

for Mr. Phua Chu Kang???!

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LOLS.

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Uncle Chu Kang den why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain,

use your blainnnnn ............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

*THUMBS UP*

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!

LMAO. My Goodness!!!He is definitely a real JOKER! Ain't he? lolz