Hope you guys will enjoy it =)
School : A place were papa pays & son plays.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the numb present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got CAUGHT!
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bill.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions .
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
That's all folks! Hope you've got enough of it. xD
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